You can observe a lot just by watching. --Yogi Berra

 

He must have made that before he died. --Yogi Berra, Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.

 

I want to thank you for making this day necessary. --Yogi Berra, On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.

 

I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. --Yogi Berra, When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.

 

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. --Yogi Berra

 

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. --Yogi Berra

 

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else. --Yogi Berra

 

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. --Yogi Berra

 

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. --Yogi Berra

 

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical. --Yogi Berra

 

Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Yogi Berra

 

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much. --Yogi Berra

 

Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting. --Yogi Berra

 

A nickel isn't worth a dime today. --Yogi Berra

 

Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded. --Yogi Berra

 

It gets late early out there. -- Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium. --Yogi Berra

 

Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried? -- Yogi Berra's wife Carmen

 

Surprise me. --Yogi Berra in response to previous quote

 

Do you mean now? --Yogi Berra When asked for the time.

 

I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four. --Yogi Berra

 

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. --Yogi Berra

 

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left. --Yogi Berra

 

90% of the putts that are short don't go in. --Yogi Berra

 

I made a wrong mistake. --Yogi Berra

 

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. --Yogi Berra, During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election.

 

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. --Yogi Berra, After being told he looked cool.

 

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. --Yogi Berra

Hey Yogi, I think we're lost. --I don't know who said it

 

Yeah, but we're making great time! -- Yogi Beara in response to previous quote

 

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them. --Yogi Berra

 

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. --Yogi Berra

 

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. --Yogi Berra

 

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. --Yogi Berra, Upon receiving a check from Jack Buck made out to "bearer."

 

I'd say he's done more than that. --Yogi Berra, When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season.

 

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. --Yogi Berra

 

It ain't the heat; it's the humility. --Yogi Berra

 

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. --Yogi Berra

 

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. --Yogi Berra

 

I didn't really say everything I said. --Yogi Berra